They're arguing over my dick! I'm gonna fuck them both right now

You've got a bigger dick than your father! I'm the one with the erection, aren't I?

Don't judge. My wife won't let me, so I get a hard-on for other people's asses

I didn't realize who took a dump on my daughter, only her stepdad was sleeping next to her

She's getting naked 👀 I'll fuck her with a creampie if she's not shy

You got a really big dick. I don't give a fuck brother, I'll sleep with you

I could have fucked her for two more hours, but I came on her face, for fuck's sake

You fuck great! But don't tell my dad that I checked it out for myself

She comes over - I have to hit her hole 🍆 I have to hit her hole 🍆 I have to hit her hole! That's the kind of billiards

Her ass is at risk ⚠️ Yeah, I want to fuck her in more than just her pussy

That's how I envision sex with a gymnast - she's in a twine, I'm inserting

They've crammed in what can't be crammed in, so I suggested anal, because pussy can't hold a dick

I bought new pantyhose and I'm going to my dad - why, I'll jerk him off with my legs 👀

He fucked the maid instead of paying her - why, she's an attendant

You can't stick it in your sister, I know. 🫣 I'll just pee in her panties

You want to cum inside, go ahead But make it an anal creampie

I waited for a girl and fucked a waitress 😳 I don't spare my dick for anyone

Friend girl came, what about me? I want to orgasm like that

Wait for your friend on my cock-- we have an hour to cheat

Double camshot on your face? I agree! Lots of sperm is awesome 😍

Yes, it's nice to fuck her - you can see for yourself how beautiful she is

I fuck one or the other with my dick - why, I've hired two secretaries and I'm getting high

You want the toughest and deepest massage? Don't say another word, take off your clothes

Look, I'm the only one who can do that. I fuck one and lick the other between the legs